May 14, 2009

Today's entertainment

Fame together with her mother, Electric Angel (left)

All I have learnt in life, I learnt from my horse (author unknown):

When in doubt, run far, far away.
You can never have too many treats.
Passing gas in public is nothing to be ashamed of.
New shoes are an absolute necessity every 6 weeks.
Ignore cues. They're just a prompt to do more work.
Everyone loves a good, wet, slobbery kiss.
Never run when you can jog. Never jog when you can walk. And never walk when you can stand still.
Heaven is eating at least 10 hours a day... and then sleeping the rest.
Eat plenty of roughage.
Great legs and a nice rear will get you anywhere. Big, brown eyes help too.
When you want your way, stomp hard on the nearest foot.
In times of crisis, take a poop.
Act dumb when faced with a task you don't want to do.
Follow the herd. That way, you can't be singled out to take the blame.
A swift kick in the butt will get anyone's attention.
Love those who love you back, especially if they have something good to eat.

Elin with her first pony, Felix

This weekend I will have three training sessions with the Danish trainer I wrote about a while ago. As I love my trainings I am really looking forward to it!
I will be happy, tired and poor after the weekend has ended :-)

On Sunday it is Norway's National Holiday, the 17th of May, so it's a day of celebration.

Have a nice weekend everybody - I will!


Anonymous said...

LOL! I'd change one part for my Thoroughbred friends - never walk, or do anything else, when you can run!

Grey Horse Matters said...

Very amusing list. I'm sure you'll have some great lessons and a wonderful holiday weekend.